Monday, February 26, 2007

Hooker Dates Jackass, Playa, and Liar!

When it comes to dating, this new generation likes to try out 2, 3, maybe even 4 individuals at one time. Almost like receiving a 30-day risk free trial run.

Question

How can you get to know someone personally enough if you're dating more than one person? And if you do pick one person, is it fair to the individuals you've led on?


Post

My friend, Hooker, decided she wanted to date Playa, Jackass, and Liar all at the same time. She went to places with each one:

Playa- Deutsch Island

Jackass- Hot Carl Restaurant

Liar- Pearl Necklace Jewelers

All three of these guys had skeletons in his closet.

-Playa had six girlfriends, f***ed lambs (as well as his cousin, Michael). He made over 60k a year from (drugs?) God knows what.

-Jackass had low self-esteem because his older brother, Pro Lawyer, was always praised by family and friends, yet he was looked down on because he had some stupid idea about making money online blogging (Google, Yahoo!, Myspace, Plenty of Fish, Darren Rowse, Steve Pavlina... the idea of making money online, yeah, right!).

-Liar told... Well,, this is self explanatory, huh? But Liar made 100k a year as a successful broker (TD.GAD.AY! was asked not to disclose this information).

So who did Hooker choose? Liar. Because se didn't get to know Jackass better, she couldn't find out that he's never cheated on any woman he's been with, he's not gay, a pedophiliac, and his online blogging community idea nets him about 50k every two months!

Instead, she found out that Liar's favorite book was that crap O.J. wrote about how he would kill his wife, he has a fisting porn fetish, and wants to try it out on her! Oh, and he cheated on her with the entire cast of Sex in the City... Literally every single member (crew and cast... that are gay and a woman).

Conclusion

Stick to one date, people. In the first week, date maybe 2 people at the same time, but don't let it go longer than that. With all the STDs spreading like crazy, it's best to keep it simple.

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